Cracked Version: The System Is Such a Sycophant, I Can Only Be Invincible

The protagonist of this book is Chu Yun.

He was a university student in Huaxia. After being hit by a car while saving a little girl, his soul transmigrated to the Tianlu Realm, where he became the young lord of the Tianyun Holy Land.

As the number one power in the Tianlu Realm, the Tianyun Holy Land lets Chu Yun live a carefree life. He hates cutthroat competition.

Later on.

Chu Yun, lazily: Ah, no. I'm not going anywhere. Get lost.

[Ding~ Dear Host, don't you want to become stronger and have the world call you a good-for-nothing?]

Chu Yun, proudly: Hah, you should see how powerful my family is. Isn't taking it easy great? In my previous life, I only did well to make my parents happy. But this life is different.

There's no need to study so hard. Why get caught up in all that competition? There's always someone who'll surpass you.

Be a good System and find another Host. Leave me alone. Bye.

With that, Chu Yun fell asleep.

[Ding~ Host unwilling. System unbinding initiated...]

[Warning ⚠ Warning ⚠ System data error. Unbinding failed.]

[Ding~ Since unbinding is impossible, the System is entering upgrade mode. It will keep upgrading to make life easier for its Host.]

And so began the System's life as a devoted bootlicker.

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This work began on Sunday, May 5, 2024 (contract signed).