Three Kingdoms: You're All Princes, So Why Are You the Only One This Impressive?

Reborn in the Three Kingdoms era as Liu Xu, Prince of Anping, I awaken a face-slapping System and earn a reputation as a good-for-nothing prince while relentlessly humiliating the heroes of the Three Kingdoms. Even as a prisoner, I summon heavenly lightning and blast Zhang Jue. Zhang Jue goes berserk: “I’d rather give up being the Great Teacher of Peace than let this damn prince live!” I tease Diao Chan, curse Dong Zhuo, and fight Lu Bu. Furious, Lu Bu roars: “You shameless rat! Dare to take another one of my strikes?” I capture Liu Bei and defeat Guan Yu and Zhang Fei. Liu Bei kneels and bows deeply: “This humble one pays his respects to Imperial Uncle Liu!” With fierce generals like tigers and strategists in droves, Cao Cao sighs: “The only heroes under Heaven are Prince Anping and Cao…”