Fullmetal Alchemist: Father Sure Talks a Lot of Nonsense

【A Fullmetal Alchemist fanfic. The protagonist has no romantic pairing and there is no female lead. The story mainly follows the protagonist raising seven kids (though they show up fairly late) and protecting his country. The tone leans toward action and comedy. The pace is on the slow side, so proceed with that in mind.】 After a transmigrator takes over the body of the Little One in the Flask, Father no longer thinks about how to create more Philosopher's Stones. He just wants to travel and enjoy himself, embracing a carefree life. He doesn't even want to raise the kids. But under the influence of the story's plot, the seven kids still show up, and to stop them from becoming villains and ruining the carefree life he cherishes, Father has no choice but to raise them. So the seven homunculi, born from Father's Seven Deadly Sins but given names inspired by the Seven Virtues, undergo Father's education and transform completely. Even when they meet the seven homunculi from the original story, they can handle themselves with ease, dancing right on the edge of making their opponents lose their composure. Humility: What's with the smug, superior attitude? You just hide inside that tiny empty shell and look down on everyone. Whenever you run into trouble you can't handle, you call for Mommy. Why not crawl back into the womb and get yourself remade? Pride: (╬◣д◢)! Temperance: I'm on great terms with lots of humans! We even share gossip and snacks. Guess who doesn't have any friends? Jealous? Envious? Envy: As if I'd care! (╯‵皿′)╯︵┻━┻! Loyalty: You go around seducing men, yet can't even get the crucial intel out of them. What kind of Lust are you? You might as well bash your head against a block of tofu and die! Lust: (claws growing)！