You're a Jerk, I'm a Muggle, and Eavesdropping on Thoughts Turned Me into a Melon-Eating Spectator

Name: You're a Jerk, I'm a Muggle, and Eavesdropping on Thoughts Turned Me into a Melon-Eating Spectator
Author: Wen Zhu

你缺德，我麻瓜，偷听心声变成猹

by Wen Zhu (温烛)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 250k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Modern Romance High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
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【Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Absurd Comedy + Showbiz + Fake and Real Heiresses】 Ji Liang transmigrated into a book, becoming the vicious fake heiress doomed to be cannon fodder. Knowing she was bound to meet a bad end sooner or later, she decided to lie flat and give up, content to be a melon-loving bystander. But whenever she stopped to enjoy some gossip, everyone around her could secretly hear her thoughts. 【A popular idol? Didn’t he just get done with some perverted games with a 78-year-old tycoon? And now he’s going on a show to play at true love?】【He mixes goji berries and kidney tonics into every meal, yet he’s juggling eight women? One scandal and the director’s entire career goes down the drain!】 The director panicked and hurriedly cut the livestream. Unexpectedly, the show became a sensation overnight. Ji Liang also became famous for all the wrong reasons, and was forced to start making public appearances. When reading hate comments from fans, she calmly went off the rails: “If I were a blade of grass, you could step on my head today, and tomorrow I’d grow over your grave.” When she got up to all sorts of mischief on the show, she defended herself without a shred of shame: “I didn’t catch it! The chicken covered its own butt and jumped into the pot!” During a livestream, someone asked her in front of everyone what her ideal type was. Ji Liang pointed above her head. “I’ll like whoever dyes this thing green!” Her fans laughed, joking that Ji Liang’s taste was certainly good enough to go with a meal. But the next second, Wen Shuyi appeared before her. Seeing his head of green hair, Ji Liang couldn’t help grinning from ear to ear. She had barely finished laughing when he raised the chainsaw in his hand, his face expressionless. Ji Liang: “...My teeth were hot, so I took them out to cool off.” Wait! “Don’t tell me you’re trying to hit on me?” Wen Shuyi advanced with the chainsaw, cornering her against the wall. His eyes reddened as he threatened her: “Yes, I like you. Are you going to date me or not?” Ji Liang: I’m done for. This time, I’m the target.

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The updated content has been read. The recommendation index is 3.5 Stars, (ratings should be greatly requested!) The plot is quite good and very funny, but it doesn't match the beginning. It feels like I have written a new book. As for the plot style of the original book, I don't know how it has flown out of the sky! [Laughing][Laughing awkwardly][Laughing awkwardly] The male protagonist is a self-defeating love brain VS the female protagonist is a crazy funny girl, pay attention! [Attention] [Attention] [Attention] [Attention] If you don't want to fall into the trap, don't enter! Don't give negative reviews to those who don't like it! [Note][Note][Note] The writing style is funny and interesting, very good, romance destroyer! [Full][Full][Full] The writing is good and there is room for improvement! Come on! [Code to live] [code to live] [code to live] [code to live] [code to live] [code to live] [top post] [top post] [top post] [top post] [top post] [top post] [top post]
14 likes2y ago
My five stars (dark and twisted roar) I'm sorry, but I have to give five stars to my own book (crazily turning into a monkey and swinging around) (beating his chest to flatten his own chest) (swinging around to become a red butt!)
14 likes2y ago
Hahahaha, it's so funny, but the pit is a bit shallow [I'm about to cry]
8 likes2y ago
From the current point of view, it is very good-looking. I don't know if it will continue to be so good-looking in the future, but I know that if it performs as usual, it will be very good-looking. But you can't just read this comment and conclude that you think this book is good-looking, because everyone's taste will be a little different, a big difference, or a very small difference, but there will always be a difference. This is just my own feeling that it is good-looking. It depends on your own experience whether it looks good or not, but I think it looks good and you can give it a try. I think it's pretty good-looking.
7 likes2y ago
It's so funny, but I don't understand what are the conditions for hearing the heroine's voice? People in the previous variety show could hear it, but the male protagonist couldn't hear it. When I got home, my mother could hear it, but no one else could hear [what]
7 likes2y ago
Oh mo oh mo, support me unconditionally and always support me!
6 likes2y ago
Made me laugh so hard. Hahaha, so funny
5 likes2y ago
It really made me laugh to death (›´ω`‹) Sure enough, love brain is the best medical beauty treatment for men (✪▽✪)
3 likes2y ago
Love it so much, big! More! Especially Wen Zi and Ji Liang! [Understood][Understood][Understood]
3 likes2y ago
It's very interesting, but I don't know why the ratings are so low. The male protagonist is simply a love brain in a love brain. I'm so pua.
2 likes2y ago

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