My best friend said I was a natural airhead.
Worried that people might bully me when I started my first job, she signed me up for an intensive high-EQ crash course.
After starting work, I followed the instructor's advice to the letter when talking to my colleagues and boss.
In my first month, the CEO gave me a raise.
In my second month, the CEO confessed his feelings for me.
In my third month, I somehow became the CEO's wife.