Online Game: My Skills Are So Broken, My Opponents Call the Police!

[Game + Reality + Absurd Comedy + Hilarious + Dirty Tricks!] Chang Le changes class to become a bandit, unleashing one bizarre skill after another until his opponents are so furious they frantically call the police. [Swipe: Steal one of your enemy’s abilities or items!] That skill of yours is great. It’ll be mine in a second! [Throw Lime Powder: Blind your enemy!] If I don’t have lime powder, can I use bone ash instead? Sorry, Great-Grandma! Whoa, why does it deal extra magic damage too? [Entice Them Up the Mountain: Make your enemies willingly submit at your feet, clad only in your boxer briefs!] Abyssal Demon: Geigei, take me up the mountain. Your sister-in-law won’t get mad, will she?