I Cultivated for a Million Years, and My Sweet Granddaughter Exposed Me on Livestream

[Live streaming + a rather unorthodox System + an old man’s daily cultivation + spiritual qi revival] The Age of Declining Dharma had ended, and spiritual qi revival was imminent. After returning to the city, Mu Tian encountered the only surviving branch of his bloodline on Blue Star: Mu Qingxue. The young woman was beautiful, and she was also a streamer. “Great-great-grandfather, you’re not in the best of health. Why don’t you rest for a bit?” [Not in the best of health means casually flashing from the second floor to the first in one breath?] [Not in the best of health? He sent more than a dozen thugs flying with one breath. Forgive my shameless laughter.] [Old man, do another flash and give everyone a fright.] […] Mu Tian didn’t really understand this streaming business, but since his beloved granddaughter was into it, he went along with her. The System in his Sea of Consciousness suddenly finished upgrading. An evil, deranged, and thoroughly improper voice-over began bombarding Mu Tian’s mind. [The young woman’s figure was perfectly proportioned, like a flower on the verge of blooming, its petals dewy and alluring. Especially those lips, red as rosy clouds. In an instant, wicked desire surged through the old man. Who cares if she’s his blood relative? Get her!] [When faced with this woman whose family has an emergency, the old man should say: Heh heh heh! Beautiful lady, you wouldn’t want anything to happen to your father, would you?] Mu Tian: “…”