Reborn as a Fake Eunuch: I Catch the Emperor's Daughter in the Act from the Start

[Fake Eunuch · Mindless Power Fantasy · No System · High Martial Arts]

Lin Heng transmigrated to the Wu Dynasty and was inexplicably caught up in an assassin’s attempt to kill the emperor. Little did he know, he had once been one of the highly skilled assassins himself, but with no memories of his past, he had “switched sides”!

He accidentally stumbled into the empress’s bath and discovered she was a woman. But after saving her, he was kept in the palace as her personal eunuch.

At first, Zhao Shu thought having a clever eunuch at her side to attend to her was rather nice.

Then she suddenly noticed the strange way that wretched eunuch was looking at her.

When she saw something that shouldn’t have been there, the empress was stunned and sprang up, ready to kill him!

Luckily, Lin Heng talked his way out of it, somehow making up a convincing explanation.

“You’re saying this is a stick-shaped vegetable?”

“That’s right. It’s a stick-shaped vegetable!”

Zhao Shu wasn’t stupid. Did he really think she couldn’t tell?

But suddenly, she realized this eunuch who wasn’t quite a eunuch might be useful for something else.

He could deal with the empress who had been giving her trouble!

And so...

Years later, when Zhao Shu learned the truth, she was shocked.

“I let the empress slide. I was the one who sent you to her.”

“But what’s going on with my general? How could you go after him too!”

“What?! You’ve won over the enemy empress, and now there’s no need to fight the war?!”

“Don’t touch me. I want to be alone!”

Lin Heng nodded repeatedly.

“Your Majesty, don’t let these trivial things upset you and harm the baby!”

…

To read this book, you must first castrate yourself.

But even if you don’t, you can still succeed.

Hand over all your brains!