“Alert! Alert!” A red warning flashed.
“Two Dummies are taking Two Goofballs to catch ghosts. On the way, they ran into a lunatic who insisted on beating ghosts up for real.” At first, nobody believed a word of it.
Then someone saw a blond guy chasing a ghost with a brick in his hand, with two young men of Chinese descent behind him, shouting and carrying on like a bunch of demons.
“Your way doesn’t work. Watch this!”
“No, no, no! My cross is what works…”