[Showbiz + silly comedy + meme references + ridiculous nonsense + all that matters is having fun]
[The logic is shaky and there are plenty of bad jokes. This is mainly for the pleasure of saying whatever comes to mind, so enter at your own risk.]
[The good news is that the author never abandons a story unfinished.]
Hater: Xia Wanying, get lost! Leave our idol alone!
Me: Sure thing. I’ve been out of work lately and put on weight, so I’m much better at rolling away now.
Hater: Xia Wanying, go die! The Wind and Rain Together CP is forever!
Me: Yep, I’m on my way to dying, dear. Don’t rush me. I’ve already started looking at cemeteries.
Hater: The Wind and Rain Together CP is so perfect. What makes Xia Wanying think she can wedge herself in? How can you be so shameless? What did you eat to get such thick skin?
Me: My face isn’t big, dear. It’s definitely thick, though. We actors wear a different face in every drama, and they’re all stuck to mine, so of course it’s thick. You’re very observant.
Bystander: Is the aloof, gorgeous actress Xia Wanying trying out a new persona? “People-pleaser” doesn’t even begin to describe it. She’s practically a customer service rep. She replies to thousands of haters a day. That must be a lot of work for her staff.
Me: Please, you haven’t seen how fast I was when I worked customer service. My fingers typed nothing but sweet words, while my mouth was going, “Beep beep beep, NMP.”
I’m such a drama queen. If I suddenly transmigrated into a scandal-ridden celebrity, wouldn’t you lose your mind too?
Life is full of wonders; even a transmigrated female supporting character has a fascinating story.
This essay is quite well written.
🤦The author is so talented, hahaha, it's hilarious! It's just as good as other books in the same genre, why is nobody reading it? It's really pretty.
It's already finished, incredibly imaginative, and really good!