Invincible + funny + System + scheming + face-slapping + no heroine
A funny, everyday-life story about a witty, joking Confucian cultivator. He banters with the System, takes care of his disciples, and keeps astonishing everyone. That's all there is to it.
Wang Jirao: I've already made a name for myself, and you still kidnapped me and made me transmigrate, System? I'll take you down with me!
System: Don't, don't! Host, calm down. I have two pieces of news: one good, and one even better.
Good news: The person the Host transmigrated into, Wang Jirao, is the head of Kongqiu, the world's foremost academy. He starts out as the strongest in the world.
Even better news: Whenever he's in danger, the System automatically activates invincible mode. It slays gods and Buddhas alike, specializes in taking down show-offs, and even Dao Ancestor Hongjun would have to throw it into reverse and flee!
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