I Refuse to Be a Nobody in the Underworld: Rewriting the New Guide to the Netherworld

A sickly heroine who doesn't listen to ghosts + some brains, but not many + loves causing trouble The author is going berserk and ranting about that thing + if you're not convinced, come fight me + hehehehehe… Zhu Daibing, the quack who blew up the Milky Way, died suddenly, then got mistakenly hauled off to the underworld by a ghost official yet again. All the familiar faces she'd missed on previous trips were there, too. Wow! The whole gang was waiting for her to die. Someone or other: “Since we're all here, let's get wiped out together.” Yeah, right. You should know that a truly talented troublemaker can make trouble all the way to the finale. As the survivor, I obviously have to do something. If you won't let me live as a person, I'll cause trouble in the underworld instead! Also, where did my fellow troublemakers go?! Underworld Trouble-Making Guide, Rule One: Run your mouth. Underworld Trouble-Making Guide, Rule Two: Get handsy. Underworld Trouble-Making Guide, Rule Three: Don't listen, don't listen, ghosts are chanting scripture. Underworld Trouble-Making Guide, Rule Four: Blame others more, and reflect on yourself less. See the King of Hell? That guy sells fake goods. Report him, then go pull out his beard. Survivor's Guide to Causing Trouble: Pick fights with people you shouldn't, hit people you can't beat, use your mouth when you can, and your legs when you must. Always be at the front of the crowd watching the drama. If you don't like me, you must all be in cahoots. Now that the troublemaking mission is complete, Heavenly Father, wasn't I awesome? This story is entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental, hehehehehe…