[Transmigrate + System + wild imagination + same-sex romance + farming + woman transmigrates as a man + everyone dotes on the protagonist + gourmet food]
After dying suddenly, Lin Ao took part in the underworld’s millennium anniversary lottery and won a wish-fulfillment power fantasy protagonist, Long Aotian, experience card! It even came with a “Protagonist System” that made wishes come true and turned spoken words into law. Of course he had to try it!
A no-brainer power fantasy! The protagonist gets an advantage at every turn from the embryonic stage onward, with so many cheats he’d be embarrassed? How could he be embarrassed? You can never have too many cheats! Let’s pack in even more thrills! Lin Ao cried, “Let me lose myself in a life so amazing I’m soaring through the sky!”
With a setup this perfect, could anything possibly go wrong? What? They forgot to specify the protagonist’s gender? It’s randomly assigned as male? But I’m a soft, girly girl! Why did you turn me into a man?!
System: “Master, you never asked me beforehand! How was I supposed to know you cared so much?”
Aaaaaah!
Seeing all these high-quality men show up, Lin Ao, now a man himself, was furious! What a waste, such a waste! Can’t we restart? Sob!
System: “No, Master. You only get one chance with the experience card! Are you sure you want to restart?”
Lin Ao: “N-No, I was joking. Don’t take me seriously, sob!”
Excellent! Keep up the good work, author!