Livestream Fortune-Telling: My Predictions Are So Accurate, I Become the Xuan Realm's Public Enemy

Fortune-telling livestreams + ghost-catching + showbiz + no romance

This story is entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental!

Zhong Li was drowned when someone held her underwater during a shoot, only to be replaced by Zhong Li, the ancestor of the mystic world. To repay the original owner’s debts, she starts livestreaming fortune-telling.

It’s one thing for viewers to ask for directions, but why are all kinds of ghosts and gods joining in?

Viewer: “Master, are Feng Minmin and I destined to be together?”

Zhong Li: “A doomed match. You’ve burst both her implants twice, turning Mount Qomolangma into an airport runway. That was all your doing.”

Viewer: “Streamer, I feel exhausted every day. What’s going on?”

Zhong Li: “Of course you’re exhausted! Even Ximen Qing would be drained if a seductive ghost latched onto him. Everyone else avoids graveyards, but you go out of your way to burn incense for ghosts. Who else would they come after?”

Viewer: “Streamer, why do I always feel like someone’s watching me while I sleep?”

Zhong Li: “There’s a desiccated corpse inside your bed frame. It grinds its teeth and farts over you every day. It’s got a bone to pick with you.”

Fellow streamer: “You’re breaking the rules of the mystic world and ruining everyone’s livelihood. You’re going to become its public enemy.”

Zhong Li: “Oh, give it a rest! All I did was expose your fortune-telling scams. Keep running your mouth and I’ll send a few ghosts to keep you company until dawn.”