Siheyuan: Lou Xiao Is a Menace

Name: Siheyuan: Lou Xiao Is a Menace
Author: Lu Yier

四合院：娄晓是个祸害

by Lu Yier (鲁一二)

Status: Completed
Length: 604k Words
Genre: Unknown
Subgenre: Unknown
Updated: 2y ago
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8.6Score

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(Saintly hypocrites and nitpickers, stay away.) In May 1967, outside the delivery room at St. Mary’s Hospital in Hong Kong, an elderly couple paced anxiously. “Why hasn’t the baby been born yet? Could something be wrong?” “It’ll be all right. Everything will go smoothly.” “Waaah!” A loud baby’s cry came from the delivery room. “Damn, where am I? Is this a hospital? It’s all white. Damn that woman driver! Does she not watch the road? I was just taking my girlfriend for a walk, and she ran us over.” “Holy crap, why are my hands so small? And my feet! What happened to my manhood? It’s turned into a little sparrow! No way, did I transmigrate?” “Hey, what are you doing? No! Don’t drown me! That scared me to death. Oh, you’re just giving me a bath. Hey, don’t touch my little bird! Have you no shame? Stop groping me!” He screamed, but all that came out was a stream of babyish babbling. The others thought he liked it, so they scrubbed him even more enthusiastically. That’s right, he had transmigrated, and into a newborn baby, no less. His name was Lou Qingshan. In 2023, he had been a doctoral student in the Department of Electronic Science at Yanjing University, due to graduate that year. Poor guy was still a virgin! He and his Rou’er had planned to go to a hotel after their walk. What a tragedy! He had been just a tiny bit away from the second greatest joy of his life, but that damned woman driver had sent him off to be reincarnated. Poor Rou’er, how would she get by without him? There was nothing for it. He would have to make a new life for himself in this turbulent era, and teach his mother’s scoundrels a lesson, reclaiming what should rightfully belong to

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It's a good book, and the plot is well-founded. But I don't know if it will collapse in the future? Finally update a few more chapters! [Eat melon]
19 likes3y ago
I'm not a masochist, I like to read clever and refreshing articles
17 likes2y ago
You wrote it right, this is Yi Zhonghai's true face
15 likes3y ago
You can take a look and write the story behind the courtyard from a different perspective. Ask for benevolence and you will get benevolence, ask for hammer and you will get hammer. You can kill some time when you are bored and you can continue. The updates are too slow, which makes me a little anxious, but I like it. Okay, come on. Come on come on. Make persistent efforts. Stay tuned for the new episode
12 likes3y ago
I have watched almost no TV series and read more than a dozen fan fictions. This one is very special. It is not full of violence but unlike other novels, it only has a fun plot. The plot of this book is reasonable and close to reality, but it also reveals a sense of absurdity, cyclical nature, and unsatisfactory retribution, which makes people feel a lot.
9 likes2y ago
This is truly an alternative, unsystematic, enjoyable and humorous Siheyuan novel. Throughout the whole process, the violent life is described in a humorous way. How to say it? Kind of obsessed, really. If we really want to say that it is insufficient, we can only say that the ending is too bad. Overall really good.
7 likes2y ago
，，，，，， Recommend it! [Cover face]
7 likes2y ago
Different ideas, really good [like][like][like]
7 likes3y ago
I have read so many Siheyuan fan novels, and this one is considered better, alas! In the end, when Damao and Wansheng went to the northwest to see Shazhu, they were quite moved. They have been in love and killed each other for the rest of their lives. There is no one else who has this kind of love, haha.
6 likes2y ago
I like this gossip. This melon is so fragrant! The author's editing skills are awesome. Full stars for you.
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