Siheyuan: Lou Xiao Is a Menace

Name: Siheyuan: Lou Xiao Is a Menace
Author: Lu Yier

四合院：娄晓是个祸害

by Lu Yier (鲁一二)

Status: Completed
Length: 604k Words
Genre: Male-Channel Fanfiction
Updated: 2y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

(Saintly hypocrites and nitpickers, stay away.)

In May 1967, outside the delivery room at St. Mary’s Hospital in Hong Kong, an elderly couple paced anxiously.

“Why hasn’t the baby been born yet? Could something be wrong?”

“It’ll be all right. Everything will go smoothly.”

“Waaah!”

A loud baby’s cry came from the delivery room.

“Damn, where am I? Is this a hospital? It’s all white. Damn that woman driver! Does she not watch the road? I was just taking my girlfriend for a walk, and she ran us over.”

“Holy crap, why are my hands so small? And my feet! What happened to my manhood? It’s turned into a little sparrow! No way, did I transmigrate?” “Hey, what are you doing? No! Don’t drown me! That scared me to death. Oh, you’re just giving me a bath. Hey, don’t touch my little bird! Have you no shame? Stop groping me!” He screamed, but all that came out was a stream of babyish babbling. The others thought he liked it, so they scrubbed him even more enthusiastically.

That’s right, he had transmigrated, and into a newborn baby, no less. His name was Lou Qingshan. In 2023, he had been a doctoral student in the Department of Electronic Science at Yanjing University, due to graduate that year. Poor guy was still a virgin! He and his Rou’er had planned to go to a hotel after their walk. What a tragedy! He had been just a tiny bit away from the second greatest joy of his life, but that damned woman driver had sent him off to be reincarnated. Poor Rou’er, how would she get by without him? There was nothing for it. He would have to make a new life for himself in this turbulent era, and teach his mother’s scoundrels a lesson, reclaiming what should rightfully belong to

Other names

Siheyuan: Lou Xiao Returns, and the Beasts Retreat, Retreat, Retreat四合院：楼晓归来众禽退，退，退Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

293Chapters

1.8kReads · 30 days

707.6kReads · all time

102Shelves

8.6Score

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It's a pretty good book, and the plot is fairly logical and well-developed. But I wonder if it will fall apart later on? I'll update with a few more chapters later! 🍉
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I'm not a masochist, I just enjoy reading brainy and satisfying stories.
17 likes3y ago
That's right, this is Yi Zhonghai's true face.
15 likes3y ago
It's worth a look; it tells the story behind the courtyard house from a different perspective. What you seek, you get; what you ask for, you get. It's a good way to pass the time when you're bored, so I'll continue. The updates are too slow, it's a bit frustrating, but it's to my liking. Okay, keep it up! Keep it up! Keep up the good work! Hurry up and update with the new side stories!
12 likes3y ago
I've hardly watched any TV dramas, but I've read over a dozen fanfiction novels. This one is quite special; it lacks the angst and violence often associated with fanfiction, yet it doesn't just offer the thrill of the plot. The story is reasonable and close to reality, yet it also exudes a sense of absurdity, exploring the cyclical nature of karma and the inescapable retribution, leaving the reader with much to ponder.
9 likes2y ago
This is truly an unconventional, unsystematic, yet incredibly enjoyable and humorous courtyard novel. It uses humor throughout to depict the harsh realities of life. How to put it? It's genuinely captivating. If I had to point out a flaw, it would be that the ending is... Well, let's just say it's a bit... Unpleasant. Overall, it's excellent.
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Hahahaha, this is a serious book in the "Courtyard House" series! No angst, it's fairly normal, not many flaws, and the logic is sound and smooth. It's one of the top ten I've read out of hundreds of "Courtyard House" books. Highly recommended! 🤦
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A different approach, really good! 👍👍👍
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Having read so many fanfictions about courtyard houses, this one is one of the better ones. Sigh! I was quite moved when Da Mao and I went to the Northwest to see Sha Zhu at the end. Their love-hate relationship throughout their lives is something else, haha.
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I love this gossip. This juicy tidbit is amazing! The author's writing skills are incredible. I'm giving it a full five stars.
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