In the Tang Dynasty, I Just Want to Sing a Few Songs

[System + transmigrate] As a transmigrated male protagonist, there’s nothing wrong with taking an AK-47 to the battlefield, right? As a modern man, holding a concert in the Tang dynasty is perfectly normal too. But why are you all doing the zombie shuffle? You’re scaring me to death! As a modern man, there’s nothing wrong with you riding in a carriage while I drive a Ferrari 296 supercar, right? As a modern man, there’s nothing wrong with having a few wives in the Tang dynasty, right? At a martial arts tournament to find a husband, it’s perfectly normal for me, a modern man, to show up on a CFMoto 250NK motorcycle and scare everyone into clearing the way, right?