Tycoon: I Rob People in Broad Daylight in America

Urban fantasy, tycoon, and a silent golden finger. No cheating heroines, no broken engagement. Yang Fan is suddenly chosen and receives a spaceship and other supplies left behind by aliens. From then on, he mines on Mercury, fishes for diamonds on Neptune, and plays the quant game on Nasdaq. The Fed floods the world with money, and I’ll take half of it. America, look at all the money you’ve snatched from around the world: I’m taking seventy percent first! Once I no longer have to worry about money, the first thing I’ll do is become a model taxpayer! Earn a trillion and pay 450 billion in taxes right away. Make myself useful to the united front! With my foundations firmly laid, I’ll keep a level head and have nothing to do with gambling or drugs. I’ll become a great lover and enjoy life to the fullest ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ. As a tycoon with taste, of course I won’t buy those so-called luxury goods. I’ll hire hundreds of master craftsmen to create original handmade works! We’ll have an opera company and a dance troupe too! That “His Majesty will not attend court today” line I used to spam in the comments? I’m making it happen! Once my material and spiritual needs are met, it’ll be time to do something good for society. Du Fu’s poems will endure through the ages: “If only I could have ten thousand spacious houses.” Go out and seize money and resources, then bring them back to invest in all kinds of industries and become the biggest and strongest in every sector! Then go out again and say, “Open up, free trade!” Sell industrial goods at high prices, then use the profits to give homes and cars to a million employees. The benefits will be top-notch, and we’ll leave the whole world in the dust! Money, beauty, and having people, experiences, and possessions at your fingertips are only small pleasures. They’re nice to have, but they aren’t the whole tycoon lifestyle. The deepest peace and fulfillment comes from opening your mind and helping countless people live better lives. The battleship on the cover isn’t just a drawing. I mean it. Support the military! Build a few battleships with nine 500 mm cannons! Don’t talk to me about cost-effectiveness. I want spectacle! (｢･ω･)｢