I’m a rich second-generation kid, and my family deals in jadeite.
On the first day of my freshman year, someone showed up pretending to be me.
They even said, “My dad owns a mountain in Myanmar where they mine jadeite. After I graduate, I’m going over there to learn how to pick jade from him.”
I called my dad and asked, “Do you have an illegitimate daughter?”
My dad jumped three meters into the air. “You little brat, you’re your father’s only child!”
Oh, so they were just pretending to be rich.
