A Washed-Up Streamer Reads Fortunes, Drawing Attention from the World's Elite

[No romance] [Livestreaming] [Fortune-telling] [Metaphysics] [Showbiz]

A metaphysics master fails her tribulation after a clueless fellow cultivator steals her spiritual energy. She unexpectedly winds up in the body of an obscure D-list celebrity hated by the whole internet.

To rack up worship points, Su Xue has to focus on both making money and cultivating devoted fans. Livestreaming fortune-telling is a shortcut.

A haggard-looking viewer calls in: “Streamer, why can I see my great-grandma every night?”

Su Xue: “Your great-grandma is lying flat down there and wants to chew on her grandchild. Just burn her some more spirit money.”

A muscular, handsome viewer asks anxiously: “Streamer, why does none of my relationships ever last?”

Su Xue: “You're putting in effort in the wrong direction. Try switching genders.”

Viewer: “?!”

On the dating show, the other young women are busy finding partners, but Su Xue only cares about making the show as entertaining as possible and negotiating a cut with the producer and director.

Producer and director: How about... I get up, and you take this seat?

Gradually, everyone realizes that top luxury-brand talent scouts are regulars in Su Xue's livestream, and global luxury brands are lining up to book her for endorsements. Rumor has it that most of her schedule is handed over to the state for secret assignments.