[Ultimate Simp Test.]
[Question One: When pursuing a girl, what's the right way to say goodnight to her?]
"Say goodnight? Why shouldn't she be the one wishing me goodnight?"
[Question Two: When a girl doesn't reply to your messages, what can you send to get her to talk to you first?]
"I'm your dad. If you've got a problem with that, come fight me!"
[Question Three: You're playing Honor of Kings when your goddess messages you that she doesn't want to live anymore. What should you do?]
"Tell her to die a little later. My teammates need me more."
[Congratulations, Host. You have completed the test.]
[The Host has a 0.001% chance of becoming a simp, meeting the criteria for transmigration.]
After transmigrating, Lin Nan discovers that he isn't the male lead. He's a simp destined to die miserably at the hands of the scheming female lead.
Lin Nan's mother is the foremost of the Twelve Female Immortals from beyond the realm!
His uncle is the strongest Martial Emperor on Blue Star.
Despite having outstanding talent, he throws it all away!
He insists on being a simp for a conniving gold-digger!
Does that make sense?
Is that logical?
Is that scientific?
Fine.
"Since I've transmigrated, I'll be the one writing the story now."
"A simp? Only an idiot would be a simp."
He'll steal the female lead's fortune, her opportunities, and everything she has.
From now on, I'm the protagonist.
A gold-digger?
Who would feel sorry for one of those?
After Lin Nan reaches the pinnacle of the world,
the gold-digger Liu Xixi cries and tells him, "Lin Nan, I've realized that I'm truly in love with you!"
As he listens to Liu Xixi speak from the heart, Lin Nan's heart tightens.
The next moment, he draws his blade.
"I almost forgot, I still need to sacrifice you to Heaven."
[Transmigrate into a book + villain + tearing apart scheming gold-diggers + no goody-two-shoes + decisive and ruthless + wish fulfillment + System + big shot + face-slapping + invincible]
Everything was fine up to this point; I'll comment on the rest later. Not bad 💕💕💕👍
That was a really satisfying slap in the face.
Short, concise, and efficient, though a bit fast-paced, it's still a good book.
The author is trying to write the sequel to this book.