Villain: I Married a Comatose Valkyrie, and I'm Over the Moon

When Xu Yuanchu wakes up, he has transmigrated into a post-apocalyptic urban novel and become the final boss's third son. He's from a thoroughly respectable family, and every member of it is a villain! His father is the head of the capital's leading clan, with unfathomable cultivation. His eldest brother is a Transcendent powerhouse with a mighty physique, strong enough to defeat ten thousand with a single force. His second sister is a Grandmaster, skilled at breaking ten thousand techniques with a single sword. His younger brother is a Grandmaster and an extreme science geek, as capable as an entire army. As for me? A useless playboy, good for nothing but eating, drinking, womanizing, and gambling. I'm an expert at it all. That was the old me, not the me I am now. From the start, I awakened the [Shared Cultivation System], but I can only bind myself to one person. Of course Xu Yuanchu chooses to bind himself to the strongest fighter in the book! My name is Zhou Qiaoqiao. I awakened the memories of my previous life as a female Martial Saint. Unless something goes wrong, reaching the Saint realm again will be no problem. I might even break through to the legendary Martial God realm! And, sure enough, something went wrong. My half-sister, consumed by jealousy, framed me and left me in a vegetative state. A true warrior would rather die than suffer humiliation. Just as I was about to end my own life, that man appeared and began taking care of me with meticulous devotion. I'm just a vegetable. What could he possibly want from me? Does he want me because I can't move? Or because I don't bathe? Ah? Ow... What are you doing? Fine, wash me, but don't go feeling me up! “I was devoted to the martial path, just as I was in my previous life, and planned never to marry. But Xu Yuanchu is just too gentle. I want to have his children! I'll never marry anyone but him!” One day, Xu Yuanchu was happily milking his sheep when he discovered that Zhou Qiaoqiao had woken up...