The Celestial Court's Moments

Zhang Xiaofan was just an ordinary country boy, but from the start, his girlfriend cheated on him with a rich second-generation heir, leaving him feeling like his life was over. By chance, he joined a chat group full of immortals. From then on, the world seemed brighter than ever. A sweet, pure-hearted campus beauty. A mischievous, scheming little girl. A haughty, icy CEO. An elegant, dignified beauty of a teacher. All the beauties he could once only admire from afar were now vying to be his friends. Zhang Xiaofan was just a tiny bit overwhelmed. In his spare time, he chatted with Taibai Jinxing about life. When he was bored, he played Fight the Landlord with Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie. When he was in a tight spot, he struck a deal with Taishang Laojun. The Queen Mother has run out of lipstick? Ten flat peaches, and not a peach less! Taishang Laojun wants to smoke Hongtashan cigarettes? Ten Nine-Turn Resurrection Pills, no credit! Nezha wants some Shuang Wai Wai? Lend me your Wind-Fire Wheels first, and make it snappy! Chang’e wants some sexy lingerie? Oh dear, that’s a tough one! Let me come over in person and take your measurements first. King Qin Guang wants a luxury car? Hold on, why are the people from the Underworld getting in on this too? Hand over the Book of Life and Death. First, cross my name off it!