[System memes + showbiz + dating reality show livestream + mind-reading BGM]
Qu Yizhi, heiress to the Latiao Group.
After breaking up with an award-winning actor, she's forced to join a dating reality show and gets bound to a System that plays exclusive BGM for the actor's inner thoughts.
Rejected by her, the actor goes emo: "How much farther must I go to reach your heart..."
He sees her sharing an umbrella with someone else and goes emo: "Once, you'd brave wind and rain just to see me, even if only for a moment. Later, you couldn't even be bothered to share a sliver of your umbrella."
He sees her on a date with someone else and goes emo: "Just let all this rain come pouring down..."
Qu Yizhi: "He must be trying to get back at me."
The dating show's final confession night arrives.
Netizens: "Is my girl Qu getting back together with the award-winning actor?"
Qu Yizhi steps in to shut that down herself: "Repeat after me: you don't play with the same man twice."
Three days later, the actor announces: "Thanks for asking. I'm married."
Netizens: "Qu, what happened to not playing with the same man twice?"
Qu Yizhi: "Sorry, sorry. This one's a man I'll play with till I die."
I'm relieved to see everyone looking so happy and in good spirits. [KISS]
So funny, hahaha