The Black Dog Inspects Cars, and Zhou Jie Exposes the Taoist Robe in Purple

My name is Ji Heng, and I own a used-car dealership. Our shop makes no promises about this or that. We only promise that we won't charge premium prices for cars with ghost rings! The condition of every car is transparent. If we say it killed a certain number of people, then that is exactly how many. Honesty is our specialty! Come across a car with seven ghost rings, and even Lin Zhengying would have to drive with one hand and shake a bell with the other! Other dealers throw in floor mats, window tint, and a warning triangle. I throw in a three-piece set: a peachwood sword, a bronze bell, and a safety talisman! We can even customize a peachwood steering wheel, so you won't have to worry about the previous owner taking control of the wheel when they show up! My name is Zhou Xiaoyi. I bet my online friends that I'd buy a car with ghost rings. It turned out there really was a ghost inside! Then, by chance, I discovered that the dealership owner was actually a Taoist priest, and he even wore a purple robe... With the economy this bad, have even Purple-Robed Celestial Masters switched to selling cars?