Valentine's Day: A Public Humiliation

On Valentine’s Day, I, a single guy, somehow received a huge box of condoms.

A little while later, my mom called to tell me not to open the package by the door.

Uh...

I’d already opened it, and the handsome guy across the hall had witnessed the whole thing.

He looked at the condoms I’d scattered all over the floor and gave me a very suggestive expression.