【Hilarious antics + satisfying revenge + quick transmigration + System + livestreaming + flash marriage + pay-to-win】
After transmigrating, Yu Han unexpectedly gets bound to a System. To complete the tasks it assigns, she sometimes has to pay to win, making her already tight finances even worse.
During a variety-show livestream, the director asks what it’s like to go to the countryside and work in the fields.
Guest 1: My family has farmed for generations, so working the fields out here feels familiar.
Guest 2: Now I see how the food we eat is grown. I’d like to remind everyone to avoid wasting food. Every grain comes from hard work.
Yu Han: I really like it here. Everyone’s talented, and they’re so nice to talk to!
Director: How will you respond to the negative things people are saying online?
Guest 1: If it’s true, we’ll correct it. If it isn’t, we’ll take it as a warning.
Guest 2: Rumors! Pure slander! Everyone, don’t believe or spread rumors.
Yu Han: Just curse them back!! Better to go crazy and make other people miserable than to turn all that frustration inward.
Once Yu Han lets loose, one-liners just keep pouring out.
“If it’s one of two, don’t pick me. If you’re short one for mahjong, damn well remember to call me!”
“My heart is dead, but my mouth isn’t. I can still eat. It’s terrifying.”
When asked what her relationship with the award-winning actor is, Yu Han replies, “That’s right, we have a child together.”
The award-winning actor posts a picture of a marriage certificate on Weibo with the caption: “We’re not related in any other way. We’re just on the same piece of paper.”
That night, they shoot straight to the top of the trending list.
That evening, the award-winning actor says tenderly, “Hanhan, I want to have a child with you.”
Yu Han immediately pushes him away. That costs extra!
“I treat you like my son, and you want to be my son’s father!”
System: 66666666666
