Oh No, I'm Too Strong, So the Supernatural Won't Resurface

[Supernatural resurgence + power fantasy + a bit funny + no female lead/one female lead + no saintly do-gooders + a little scary + no System] As sinister energy thickened, the uncanny came into being. A myriad of ghosts and monsters returned, plunging the world into chaos as the apocalypse descended. Before the supernatural resurgence, Zhong Li discovered that he could reach into his toilet and pull out objects from other worlds. First pull: Obito Uchiha, the one-eyed Sharingan wielder, goes blind! “Ah... my Sharingan got snatched away!” Black Zetsu: “Then what about my mom!?” Second pull: the sharpest Zanpakuto, able to cut through anything! The Blade God: “Huh!? Where’s my Scabbard-Splitter!?” Third pull: the supreme yang energy of the Nine Yang Divine Skill. Zhang Wuji: “White Ape, where’s my Nine Yang Divine Skill?!” The white ape rolls its eyes. Third pull: Human-Human Fruit, Mythical Zoan, Buddha form. Sengoku, hurry up and use your giant Buddha form!! Sengoku: “I didn’t eat one... What the hell are you talking about?” From then on, Zhong Li embarked on a path to invincibility. Half a year later, as countless ancient and powerful supernatural beings revived, ready to bathe the world in blood, a gigantic hand blotted out the sky and pressed down. With an unstoppable aura, it subdued the countless powerful beings that had returned. “You’re too powerful... You can’t be allowed to revive.” The ancient supernatural beings: “…” Maybe we’re not human, but you’re a real bastard!