Kiss! Get Him Good and Confused While He's Drunk, and Make Him Fall in an Instant

Name: Kiss! Get Him Good and Confused While He's Drunk, and Make Him Fall in an Instant
Author: A Crescent Moon

啵！趁醉时亲懵他，让他一秒沦陷

by A Crescent Moon (一剪月)

Status: Completed
Length: 201k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Billionaire CEO
Updated: 3y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

The physical edition of Bite the Hook is now available for purchase on all platforms.

Everyone says it's better to make peace than to hold a grudge, but Chi Yang not only fell out with her childhood friend Xie Youci, she's also been told by her family to marry him.

When the media reports rumors of their arranged marriage,

Chi Yang calmly sips her tea. “I'm straight, and I'm not marrying a dog.”

Xie Youci swirls his wine with a cool, aloof air and sneers disdainfully. “What kind of lunatic would think I'm interested in Miss Chi?”

Their childhood friends believe them, laughing and jeering. “We knew the media had no conscience. They love spreading baseless rumors!”

Little do they know that before the drinking party,

the two supposed enemies had just climbed out of the same bed. The night before, still wet from the shower, they'd pressed each other against the bathroom tiles and kissed passionately.

Everyone in town knows Xie Youci and Chi Yang can't stand each other.

The Xie family's golden boy has always been arrogant and conceited, unwilling to bow his head to anyone. Chi Yang is the only person who can get under his skin.

He thought married life would be dull and uneventful.

He never expected Chi Yang to get him drunk and seduce him...

The first time she got drunk, she left a bite mark on his collarbone.

The second time, she tackled him and kissed his ears until they turned red.

The third time, she breathed softly against the tip of his nose, tempting Xie Youci so much that he nearly lowered his head to kiss her back.

Xie Youci: ???

Could she have secretly liked me for ages?

But Chi Yang has a secret problem.

She can't hold her liquor, and she's a terrible drunk. Whenever she gets drunk, she can't help running off to Xie Youci to harass him.

Before he learns the truth,

Xie Youci crosses his legs smugly. “Tsk, she really likes me.”

After he learns the truth,

he hugs a pillow and drinks himself into a sulk. “Waaah, when is she finally going to love me...”

Other names

Kiss Him While Drunk, Let Him Fall in Love in a SecondEnglish name

Stats

103Chapters

5.8kReads · 30 days

1.6MReads · all time

786Shelf adds, last 14 days

9.3Score

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"The twilight years pass by, but fireworks light up the night." "Farewell to the twilight, farewell to the longing." Life is like a vast ocean, a mountain range, and a river; it's all just fleeting moments. But I wish. In this life, there is only you. "Chi Er'er," he called her name, "from the first time you kissed me, you captivated me, making me infatuated."
273 likes3y ago
Here it comes! Yueyue's new book's character design is so appealing! 😘😘😘 Chi Zhong Zhi You is so sweet! I was rereading "Ten Miles of Red Makeup" this morning, and only found out at noon that Yueyue had a new book! I'm a bit late though, I just finished reading it now. The new book came out 5 days early! Yueyue, you've worked so hard!
80 likes3y ago
🥳I'm here! 😘Farewell to the twilight, fireworks bloom year after year. Farewell to the twilight, farewell to the lingering memories. 😍The little princess Er'er, who has a low alcohol tolerance and likes to act like a hooligan, versus Xie Gou, who is love-obsessed and likes to woo himself. 🥰The two were childhood sweethearts, bickering lovers, and fell in love after an arranged marriage.
57 likes3y ago
Childhood sweethearts, arranged marriage that blossoms into love, a tumultuous relationship 😳 Anyone who's read all four books, come and report in! 😄 I won't say anything sentimental. I wish every book of yours will be a huge hit! I'm so looking forward to the physical book! I want the top to fulfill my wish! 😘😘
56 likes3y ago
I've loved Yueyue for so long! From the "Graceful Couple" to "Smiling and Smiling Couple," from "Embracing the Moon" to "Coconut Couple," from "Ten Miles of Red Makeup" to "Reasons in the Pond," I've unknowingly been a fan of Yueyue for so long. Her new book is as good as ever, everyone should jump on the bandwagon! 💕💕 Beautiful mural artist Chi Yang xbking, arrogant Xie Youci
29 likes3y ago
Beautiful! Yueyue truly lives up to her name 🥰 After climbing out of the "Ten Miles of Red Makeup" pit, I fell into the "Pool of Forgiveness" pit 🥰🥰🥰 🍁"The twilight years pass by, but fireworks bloom year after year." "Farewell to the twilight, farewell to the longing." 🍁"She will be there tonight, may you wait for the wind to come."
27 likes3y ago
Childhood sweethearts, an arranged marriage that blossoms into love. A bickering couple, open and covert rivalries, and Mr. Xie's unrequited love.
27 likes3y ago
I don't know why, but the rating seems a bit low. However, this bickering couple storyline is absolutely fantastic, I love it! Plus, I got hooked on this book after reading "Ten Miles of Red Makeup," so I'm sure this one will be just as good! \(//∇//)\
25 likes3y ago
A stunningly beautiful mural artist versus a rebellious Beijing socialite – this premise is absolutely captivating! I love the marriage-of-convenience-to-love dynamic, the childhood sweethearts, the bickering lovers, and the fact that they're all together at once makes me even more excited! Go, Chi Zhong Zhi You!
22 likes3y ago
Chi Yang, a beautiful and delicate painter, x Xie Youci, a rebellious bigwig in Beijing's elite circles. It's absolutely gorgeous, I love it! 💕
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