A Master Plan for the Siheyuan: Everyone Is in the Palm of My Hand

Silly Zhu died and transmigrated back to 1976.

In his previous life, once he was old and useless, the whole Bang Geng family drove him out of the courtyard compound, and he froze to death beneath a bridge.

In this new life, Silly Zhu awakened the Prank System. The crueler his pranks, and the closer he pushed people to death, the richer his rewards!

Qin Huairu, wasn’t everything you did for Bang Geng? Weren’t you afraid the Jia family would have no heirs?

Fine, then I’ll castrate Bang Geng first!

First Master, aren’t you supposed to be highly respected and upright in your conduct?

Fine, I’ll expose the fact that you fathered two illegitimate daughters with Qin Huairu and ruin your reputation!

Second Master, don’t you love hitting people and crave being in charge?

I’ll break your damn legs, then make sure you rot in prison!

Third Master, aren’t you greedy and petty, always calculating every little thing?

Fine! I’ll leave your family ruined and penniless, then bury you in debt so you spend the rest of your life paying it off. Go ahead and scheme your way out of that!

In my previous life, every self-righteous moral authority in that courtyard treated me like a walking blood bank!

That whole wretched courtyard, every last one of you!

If I don’t drive you all to the brink of death, then I’ve wasted this second life of mine!