Great Tang: Li Shimin, I Just Want to Lie Flat and Slack Off

Luo Huan transmigrates to the Tang Dynasty and discovers that it's the prosperous reign of Zhenguan. He decides to lie flat and do nothing, only for Emperor Taizong, Li Shimin, to overhear his thoughts. Luo Huan: [The Turks are invading. Is this the Alliance at the Wei River? No problem, I'll lie flat and do nothing.] Li Shimin: “No, you don't. You're coming with me to meet Jieli Khan!” Luo Huan: [Tubo is invading. Is this the great victory at Songzhou? No problem, I'll lie flat and do nothing.] Li Shimin: “No, you don't. You're going to defeat Songtsen Gampo!” With a copy of The Art of War and the Four Books and Five Classics, Luo Huan takes on the entire court and comes out on top. After a while, Luo Huan finally loses his temper: [I've built the Tang Dynasty into what it is today, Li Shimin. What more do you want? Are you going to keep squeezing me dry?] Li Shimin laughs. “Luo Huan, how about I give you the title of Imperial Preceptor?” Grief-stricken, Luo Huan looks up at the sky and roars, “Li Shimin, all I want is to lie flat and do nothing!” I'm no good at writing introductions. This is mainly a lighthearted comedy, so come on in and enjoy!