She Reached the Top with Her Jinxed Predictions

(A writing exercise. Read at your own risk. I’m not responsible if it traumatizes you.) Lu Lindong is determined to become a self-made millionaire. But her entrepreneurial journey is full of twists and turns, and her client is far too twisted. As a result, she becomes an adult who isn’t quite right in the head, spending every day crawling around her house in dark, contorted misery. She thought no one would ever hear her deranged rants. That is, until her sincerity finally wins over her client and her business starts taking off. In the end, Lu Lindong discovers that her perverted client is actually her neighbor. Lu Lindong: Forever young, forever cursing people out in the most vicious way possible. Jiang Pan (ears perked up like antennae): What juicy gossip am I not allowed to hear?