I've Lived for Billions of Years. How Dare You Show Off in Front of Me?

Name: I've Lived for Billions of Years. How Dare You Show Off in Front of Me?
Author: Yogurt No. 1

我活了几亿年，你敢在我面前装？

by Yogurt No. 1 (一号酸奶)

Status: Completed
Length: 177k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

After living for hundreds of millions of years and dominating the entire cosmos, Chu Beixiao suddenly learns that a stunning beauty on Earth, Liu Mengran, is carrying his child. At that moment, Emperor Chu Beixiao descends upon Earth. Thus begins his invincible journey to protect his wife and child. A martial arts grandmaster? You dare bully my wife? I’ll slap you to death. A powerful bigwig? You dare upset my wife? By tonight, you’ll have nothing left. You have a System? Sorry, next to an emperor who has lived for hundreds of millions of years, you’re nothing. (The first chapter may be a little over-the-top and fantastical, but the story is pure urban fiction: an insanely satisfying power fantasy where the protagonist steamrolls everyone.)

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