After the Substitute Marriage Failed, My Crazy Cousin Keeps Trying to Kill Me

(First of all, this is a farming story with cozy family bonds, a doting family, and some bizarre relatives in the early chapters.) After the Lu family’s daughter nearly drowns, she wakes up with a completely different personality. Once quiet and reserved, she’s now sharp-tongued and sarcastic! The whole Lu family is at their wits’ end. They think the girl is a lost cause and that she’ll be stuck with them for good! Lu Fuwei is at her wits’ end too. She had no choice but to hop aboard the trendy transmigration ride, but from the start she’s stuck with a blindly filial father, a doormat of a mother, and a whole basketful of bizarre relatives. She just can’t carry them all! Other transmigrators stumble upon heavenly treasures left and right, while she’s completely in the dark, and everything is going horribly wrong! Luckily, she has a treasure-hunting dog. With spring in full bloom and prosperity just around the corner, she’s counting on her trusty hound to sniff out the riches! But seriously, who told her that women who transmigrate always thrive? If her father is so blindly filial, she might as well toss him aside and find herself a new one. Her mother may be a doormat, but she can still cultivate her into a great cook... As for her younger brother, he’s so good at studying that she might as well make him a powerful minister. Then he can give her plenty of gold coins later! The other oddballs are slowly getting better, but her deranged cousin is only getting crazier... Good grief, Cousin, did I kiss your man in my past life, or throw your child into a river? Why are you so determined to kill me in this one? In both her lives, Lu Fuwei’s one great obsession is buying a house and retiring in comfort! Lu Furong’s obsession in this life is knowing that, if she wants to live well, she has to kill her only cousin! Lu Fuwei is content to stay in the village, thinking this is all life has in store for her. She never expected her career to take off and life to get better and better...