Others Laugh at Me for Being Too Naive, but the Scumbag Accepts Me as His Godmother

(Funny + metaphysics + system + crazy + baby variety + live variety show) At the beginning of the game, I didn't bring toilet paper with me when I went to the toilet, so I had no choice but to spend a huge sum of ten cents to buy a handkerchief to wipe my butt with the female ghost next door... The female ghost asked: "How much?" Chuhuang: "Yimao!" Female ghost: "Okay, okay." Later I learned that this is a world of devaluation, where one dime is equivalent to ten thousand yuan! The system said that this was a bad novel, and all six villains were written to death, each one more dead than the last. For example, the number one villain is so good-looking that when he looks in the mirror, he is struck by how handsome he is. Villain No. 2 Choked to death while eating dumplings. Villain No. 3 Challenged the ghost pepper noodles to be so spicy. Villain No. 4 Was hit on the forehead by a piece of bird droppings falling from a tree, and he died of the stink. Villain No. 5 Fell to his death when he tried to wear high heels. Villain No. 6 Was frightened to death by the pimples that suddenly appeared on his face. Therefore, the main mission that Chuhuang needs to complete is... To prevent the tragic ending of the six villains! Chuhuang: ... Give me money? I won't do it if you don't pay me! * "The village chief has an order: Bald people are not allowed to walk in Wangba Village!" That night, Chuhuang discovered that his son was infected with the strange baldness disease and lost a lot of hair. At the same time, a certain movie star was also infected, and one of his children was isolated together. The little girl touched her bald head and vowed: "You and I are both bald, why don't we become brothers?" A certain actor clicked his tongue: "Let's become father and son."