The Civil and Military Officials of the Entire Dynasty Knelt Down to Eat Melons and Overheard Me Changing the Plot.

[Reading the minds of all members + being funny + having CP ~ The male protagonist has a crush on the female protagonist ~ A cool article about group favorites] Song Zhi transformed into a ninth-grade sesame female official and was bound to a melon-eating system. She wanted to lay down flat, but the system said that her father was about to vomit blood and die, but she could use homophonic words to modify the plot. Song Zhi did not hesitate: [Change "vomit blood and die" to "vomit snow and bark"! "If you vomit blood in June, there must be grievances!" After Eunuch Liu learned of this phenomenon, he hurried back to the palace to report the matter to the emperor. The old emperor found it unbelievable, but that day in the court, he found that all the civil and military officials, including himself, could hear the thoughts of the girl from the Chu family. Fuck! The man that the Minister of Tobe has been secretly in love with for twenty years is actually the old emperor? He also secretly hid the underwear worn by the old emperor? Old Emperor: ... This troubled minister dares to covet me, how brave he is! Humph, you, a slut, have the discernment to fall in love with me! Then I'll give you a promotion! Not good! The old emperor was so excited when he read a book called "The Chamberlain Pampers His Little Husband Only" that he was about to die suddenly! Song Zhi: [It doesn't matter, I will take action.