Name: I Became a Great Cultivator Thanks to My Suona
Author: I Don't Want to Work Overtime

Synopsis

[Ensemble cast + a little group pampering + goofy comedy + the heroine gradually growing and developing + the plot unfolds at a leisurely pace]

In a cultivation world where you can transmigrate doing just about anything, a group of trembling monsters sit beside towering piles of bones, listening to Qiao Lingyin recount the past through floods of tears.

“I’ve had such a miserable life!”

“Yes, yes, you’re absolutely right.”

“My fellow disciples all abandoned me.”

“Yes, yes, you’re absolutely right! What a bunch of monsters!”

“Waaah, the moment I got here, they made me play a cannon-fodder villainess. Sob.”

“Exactly, those righteous disciples were never any good... Huh?”

“When I transmigrated, I hadn’t even had time to wipe my butt!”

“What?! How? What?”

The monsters are bewildered. Sitting atop their companions’ piles of bones, they stare in shock, their CPUs practically overheating.

The next second, Qiao Lingyin bursts into tears and suddenly snaps. She grabs a bloodstained suona, her face dark and twisted, and shrieks like a madwoman, “You know my secret! Aaaaaah! I hate you! I’m going to kill you!”

The monsters, about to be reduced to ashes, calmly puff out a wisp of smoke:

First, we did nothing to you.

Second, we did nothing to you.

And finally, we did nothing to you.

I’m a hundred years old, and unless you point a gun at my face, I still can’t make sense of this.

This woman is fucking nuts! Since when do music cultivators act like this?

The disciples from the various sects arrive late. Seeing monster ashes everywhere, they have no idea what happened and give Qiao Lingyin a thumbs-up. “As expected of a model music cultivator! Junior Sister Qiao really is a genius!”

The original story’s innocent, sweet heroine, who had been basking in the admiration of everyone, is dumbfounded: X marks the spot.

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The funny group portrait plot is also very good! Nice!!!! What happened when I went crazy after reading it? Everyone will die, so who can we pretend to be normal? What happened to going crazy? Everyone will die, so who can we pretend to be normal? What happened to going crazy? Everyone will die, so who can we pretend to be normal? What happened to going crazy? Everyone will die, so who can we pretend to be normal? What happened to going crazy? Everyone will die, so who can we pretend to be normal? What happened to going crazy? Everyone will die, so who can we pretend to be normal? What happened to going crazy? Everyone will die, so who can we pretend to be normal?
9 likes2y ago
It's quite funny so far. It made me laugh. Hahahahaha. It's the first time I've seen a heroine throw something smelly like shit to others in public. Hahahaha. Gu Jingchu is a funny guy. I like this character the most now that I see it. I compare to him and Meng Liuyun. Junior Sister Taotao has a premonition that she will be led astray by her senior brother and sister. Looking forward to the appearance of other direct descendants of Piaomiao Peak in the future.
7 likes3y ago
It was the first time I saw Le Xiu who cultivated the suona. It was quite interesting. The content was very funny. Although it was unremarkable at the beginning, it was quite interesting at the back. The senior brother who protects the shortcomings and the junior sister who only has eyes for the heroine are really good.
5 likes3y ago
The author writes so well!!! 🥰🥰🥰👍👍👍 It's really beautiful, the ideas are clear, and the plot inside is also very interesting. 🥰🥰[Admiration]👍👍👍
4 likes2y ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe...
4 likes3y ago
If it's not a heartthrob, it's not a heartthrob. Anyway, just be a fool.
4 likes3y ago
Really, every chapter made me laugh non-stop. The author writes well, come on!
4 likes3y ago
Hahahahahaha, you are such a great author, I can laugh to death when I read your book.
3 likes3y ago
The original Yin Yi'er was very kind, but what kind of witch took her body away?
2 likes2y ago
It's very interesting, the author should work hard to update it! The heroine's character is perfect ❤️❤️(≧3≦)
2 likes2y ago

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