The Junior Sister Took Up a Machine Gun in the Cultivation World

[Cultivation, an absurd cast, hardcore cultivation, no CP] Sheng Yanxi is a cannon-fodder supporting female character in a Mary Sue cultivation novel.

Dumb, but beautiful.

Because of the female lead, every last member of the immortal sect, young and old, is slaughtered.

But then she awakens.

And gets bound to a cyber-tech cultivation System.

Realizing that might makes right, Sheng Yanxi has an epiphany.

If she lacks strength, she can make up for it with gear.

She competes with the female lead for affection, and her eldest senior brother’s dantian is destroyed, leaving him crippled.

When a lackey who adores the female lead comes knocking to kill them,

Sheng Yanxi plants a foot on him and hefts a blue-flame-belching Gatling gun. She puts on her sunglasses and declares, “Lay a hand on my eldest senior brother? I’ll r-r-r-r-riddle you with bullets…”

Lackey: Weren’t you supposed to be too frail to even take care of yourself?

She buys the spiritual jade the female lead wanted, and her second senior sister is tortured to death by the demon who admires her.

No problem. She gives the jade to the demon and thoughtfully slips in a remote-controlled atomic bomb.

Pointing at the female lead and demon blasted into the sky, Sheng Yanxi exclaims, “Second senior sister, it’s a shooting star! Quick, make a wish!”

Her third senior brother dies protecting her, his head severed from his body.

The third brother wears the mech Sheng Yanxi gave him, sweeps back his hair, and sticks his neck out in front of the villainous couple. “Go on, take a swing! If you can’t kill me, you two will never get salt in your food for the rest of your lives!”

Her master is killed with a single sword stroke by the male lead, the Immortal Venerable, while protecting her.

That’s the Immortal Venerable!

They’ll need to crank the firepower way, way up!

With big, innocent eyes, Sheng Yanxi asks, “Master, could ten thousand Raptor bombers kill that bastard Immortal Venerable?”

The original female lead: What the hell, are you an idiot? Don’t you know this is a sweet little cultivation romance? Why are you bringing in bombers?