Nanyu looked at the many different horror dungeons, the corners of her mouth curling into a sinister, no, a warm smile. “Friends, as a ghost, I completely outclass you!”
Horror Dungeon: “Aaaaaah! Don’t come any closer!”
Horror NPC: “Boss, can I talk to you about something? Um, could I take tomorrow off?”
System: “Why?”
Horror NPC: “My wife’s about to have a baby. I need to wait outside the hospital...”
System: “You have a wife? You can have a baby? How come I didn’t know?”
Horror NPC: “I can manage without the day off. Just please don’t let Nanyu run this dungeon! Boss, act like a person for once!”
System: “Doesn’t matter. I’m not a person to begin with~”
Horror NPC: “We demand the establishment of an NPC Protection Association! Rule number one: Nanyu must never set foot in a horror dungeon again!”
Nanyu: “One day, I’ll become a god in the horror dungeons.”
Nanyu: “Been there.”
What's going on? Author, why did you run away?