She’s a Goofball, She’s a Closet Pervert, and Their Ship Is Weird and Flashy

Name: She’s a Goofball, She’s a Closet Pervert, and Their Ship Is Weird and Flashy
Author: A Bench

她逗比，她闷烧，西皮邪门又花哨

by A Bench (一个凳子)

Status: Completed
Length: 91k Words
Genre: Two Female Leads
Updated: 3y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

The numbers aren't good, and the plot isn't finished. Don't click, don't click, don't click!!! [Dual female leads, lighthearted, constant bickering, frenemies, no angst throughout. Spirited, goofy nine-tailed fox × cool, reserved beauty who loves to tease and coax. Not a traditional historical cultivation novel; quirky academy slice-of-life.]

“The romance is a slow burn. The early chapters lay the groundwork for maximum push and pull; later, the sweetness will make your teeth ache.”

At first, Hu Li thought Chu Qingyu was absolutely impossible to get along with.

They fought on their first meeting all afternoon without a winner. She was her equal, her nemesis, always trying to snatch her things. They were a terrible match, always at odds.

From the very beginning, Chu Qingyu thought Hu Li was absolutely marriage material.

What Hu Li saw as their first meeting that day was actually Chu Qingyu's carefully planned, long-awaited reunion. Her mind was full of just one thing: I want to hug her, play with her ears, and pin her against the wall.

Gradually, amid their daily arguments over who was better at everything, Hu Li realized Chu Qingyu was fascinating.

Beneath her cool, aloof beauty was an incredibly wild, secretly flirtatious heart. Whenever she got the chance, she tried to set Hu Li's heart ablaze, only to end up blushing and flustered herself each time.

And Chu Qingyu, pretending to be innocent, could think of nothing but: I want to hug her, play with her ears, and pin her against the wall.

Later, the demon who had once declared, “Even if Chu Qingyu showed up at my door, I wouldn't so much as glance at her. I'd give her travel money and tell her to hurry home,” clasped hands with her nemesis and said, “Come on, let's go to your home together.”

Watching the clingy puppy who couldn't bear to be away from her for even a moment, Chu Qingyu could think of nothing but: I really want to hug her, play with her ears, and pin her against the wall.

Stats

43Chapters

127Reads · 30 days

84.8kReads · all time

8.7Score

13Listens

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Welcome to this book, dear readers! The romance in this story develops slowly and gradually, but it will definitely be sweet later on. There's nothing angsty or off-putting. If you like it, please give it a five-star review, thank you! [KISS][KISS][KISS] Thank you for liking it!
55 likes3y ago
Just as the author described, the romance did indeed develop slowly and gradually, becoming quite sweet later on. I initially thought that with only 655 pages, it would be like a fleeting, sweet treat, like cotton candy, but it ended up being swallowed like a pill! [Staring][staring][staring] It was way too fast! It's over just like that, like a fairy tale. The beginning was absolutely brilliant, but the ending was just a simple "the prince and princess lived happily ever after." I... 🥺🥺🥺
11 likes3y ago
Aww, it's so good! Although the pacing is a bit slow, it's super sweet overall, and there's no angst at all. It's a pity it's too short and rather clean, but the tug-of-war between the two is very interesting. By the way, I ship the cute and innocent seme, after all, I don't want to see a cool and aloof beauty crying like that~ 😏😏😏 Oh, right, since it's really a clean slate, those who like looking at cars should only buy within their means.
8 likes3y ago
A short story, over 40 chapters, and it's sweet. *Sobs* My little darling, hehe 😁 My little darling.
8 likes3y ago
Not having a car is just too much 😢😢😢
7 likes3y ago
How to put it? Let's start with five stars. I think this book is so much fun! It's hilarious, witty, and has that built-in social media buzz factor. To be honest, I really envy the fox's personality.
7 likes3y ago
I hadn't seen enough and it was already over! 😠😠😠
7 likes3y ago
It's good, but a bit short, not enough. The ending felt a little rushed; I hadn't even figured out how the romance would continue before it ended. 🥺🥺🥺🥺
6 likes3y ago
It's too short, I can't get enough of it! I really want to read the extra chapters 😢
6 likes3y ago
I appreciate the author's imagination and writing style. The setting is both ancient and modern, and the character descriptions are very well done. It's not easy to guess the specific plot, yet the general ending is captivating. It's shorter than a typical novel but still complete in every aspect, avoiding being too long. I hope the author continues to persevere.
5 likes2y ago