"Waaah!" The Nine-Gate College Entrance Exam Papers Have Become Sentient, and I'm Being Pinned to a Desk and Harshly Punished

"Squeeze tighter! Even Xiaobai can score more than you by clawing at things with his paws!" "You got a total of seventeen points across all nine exams? Huh? Shao Xiaoman, how could you possibly do that? Huh!" "No crying. Hold it in. Keep squeezing. You can let go once you've memorized the questions!" The exam papers for every subject came out one after another as they pinned me to my desk and began their harsh lessons and punishments, determined to turn me from a hopeless student into the top student in the country.