The System Simplifies Everything: I Become a Sage Through Breathing

【System】+【Simplification】+【Alchemist】+【Cultivation】+【Slow burn】+【Eerie】+【Monsters】+【Comedy】 Lin Tian accidentally transmigrated to another world and became a lowly medicine slave. The Eerie was rising in this world, monsters were returning, and human life was worth less than grass. Worst of all, the Eerie and monsters were coming after him too! Luckily, Lin Tian awakened a Simplified Cultivation System. 【Ding! Simplifying the Everlasting Spring Art… Simplification successful… Everlasting Spring Art → Breathing!】 Breathing is enough to cultivate. 【Ding! Simplifying the Flowing Water Alchemy Technique… Simplification successful… Flowing Water Alchemy Technique → Cooking!】 Cooking is enough to make pills. 【Ding! Simplifying the Dragon-Elephant Art… Simplification successful… Dragon-Elephant Art → Massage!】 A massage is enough to temper the body. “System, could you take this simplification a little more seriously?” For a while, Lin Tian couldn’t tell whether he was here to cultivate or enjoy himself. Years later, Lin Tian stood at the pinnacle of humanity. He was not only the【Sage King】of humanity, but also the【Founder of Humanity’s Culinary Path】【Founder of the Bathhouse】【Peace Ambassador to the Demon Tribe】【Dream Lover of Witches】【Eerie’s Best Dad】. Lin “I’ll die if I don’t enjoy myself” Tian