Siheyuan: From the Start, I'm a Culinary God, Competing with Silly Zhu for Women

[God of Food System + Justice Arrives + Sharpening Knives to Slaughter Poultry + Gradual Growth] As everyone knows, The Birds Fill the Courtyard is also known as Silly Zhu's Diary of a Lovesick Fool. The bloodsucking widow Qin Huairu, the village beauty Qin Jingru The innocent young Lou Xiao'e, and the steel mill beauty Yu Haitang I, Liu Changjun, am a bona fide graduate of Lanxiang Technical School, a three-star chef with a gourmet System. In no time, I'll shove Silly Zhu aside and take over as the lead. Widow Qin wants me to raise her kids? Damn it, get lost! Qin the Sixth wants to help me fix up my place? I've got hands of my own! Little E wants me to marry into her family? Not interested! The factory beauty Yu wants us to stay together forever? I'll just have some fun! Bang Geng steals a chicken, and I report him. The factory director cheats, and I keep quiet. No matter what kind of scandal it is, you just have to go for it. Tell me, isn't that ridiculous? (I'm just writing whatever comes to mind, so don't flame me.)