A Court Full of Corrupt Officials: Your Majesty, I Really Am a Eunuch Faction Member

[Laugh-out-loud comedy + scheming + lighthearted + shamelessly outrageous + utterly unprofessional]

Qin Feng transmigrates to an era known as the Great Qin.

He thought he could fool His Majesty, the First Emperor, and live a happy, blissful life. Instead, he transmigrated to the year 999 of the Great Qin calendar!

When Qin Feng lays eyes on the “loyal ministers” filling the imperial court, he’s left completely dumbfounded.

The benevolent Empress Dowager Cixi issues an edict: “Use the Great Qin’s resources to win the favor of foreign tribes!”

The Great Qin’s God of War, Zhu Qizhen, throws up his arms and cries: “We’re facing six hundred thousand troops with only eight hundred thousand! We have the advantage!”

Left Chancellor Qin Hui declares passionately: “For the people of Great Qin, I’m willing to bear a thousand years of infamy! Qin Feng, go negotiate peace with the Japanese!”

Right Chancellor Sima Yi points at the Yellow River, deeply moved: “I swear by the Yellow River, Brother Qin Feng, I won’t let you down!”

Zhao Gao, director of the Eastern Depot, says gently: “Brother Qin Feng, do you think this is a deer or a horse?”

He Shen, Minister of Revenue, patiently explains: “If neither you nor I take the money in the treasury, how will the Empress Dowager take it? And if she doesn’t take it, how will you and I get ahead?”

Cao Cao, the Great General Defending the West, says ominously: “Brother Qin Feng, do you think I’m a treacherous hero in troubled times, or a capable minister in peaceful times?”

Zhao Kuangyin, the Great General Defending the South, is forced into the imperial yellow robe and cries bitterly: “You’ve all made my life so hard!”

An Lushan, the Great General Defending the North, dances the Hu Xuan so wildly he’s practically airborne, while Nurhaci, the Great General Defending the East, has his troops at the city gates.

Then there’s one named Lü Fengxian, who roars furiously:

“What? Kill my adoptive father?

He’s even closer to me than my own father! Fine! Pay! Me! More!”

And the Great Qin’s emperor, the one person Qin Feng can count on, is a little girl????

Qin Feng is completely at a loss. With tears and snot streaming down his face, he wails:

“Your Majesty, this court is beyond saving. Let it all burn.

I’m a treacherous minister. I really am part of the eunuch faction!”