Spiritual Qi Revival: Did You Really Make the Gods Switch Sides?

[Hilarious + cunning + lighthearted + outrageously shameless + totally out of line + Negative Emotions System + You're such a dog]

With the blood moon overhead and spiritual qi revival underway, Qin Xiaofeng awakens the Negative Emotions System and sets out on the path to becoming the Supreme of the Dog Way!

At the foot of Mount Fuji, Izanagi has the runs until he's utterly exhausted. In despair, he cries, “I will fight to the death... The bathroom! Where's the bathroom?!”

On Mount Olympus, Zeus is consumed by shame and roars, “Damn it! Why can't I stop doing the hand dance?!”

In the Pantheon, the God of Thunder has a complete breakdown and wails, “I told you! I'm not buying QQ Coins! Go away!”

As a BGM rings out across the void: “If the east isn't shining, the west will! I'll bask in the last rays of the sun and soak up your sorrow~”

The man who makes even the gods tremble, Qin Xiaofeng, twists his mouth into a wicked, arrogant grin and rides in on a little coin-operated rocking car, shattering the void!

“When autumn comes on the eighth day of the ninth month, I'll ride my Baga and beat up the Xibas!”

“If Heaven had never made Qin Xiaofeng, the path of shamelessness would have known eternal night!”

“With one shameless move, I can open Heaven's Gate! Shamelessness, come forth!”