I'm Just a Lazy Fish

The strongest person under heaven wants to take me as his disciple?

Sorry, I'm not interested.

An incredible opportunity lands right in my lap?

When faced with temptation, you have to learn to say no.

A peerless beauty comes to propose marriage?

Sorry, that's too much trouble.

She throws herself into my arms?

I'll show you what it means to be as unmoved as Liu Xiahui.

Cultivating immortality is such a hassle. I'd rather be a carefree slacker.

Just watch me carve an idle path through this cultivation world and stand unrivaled throughout the ages.