[High-octane plot + wild imagination + cutting-edge tech + livestreaming + the Eagle is scared stiff!]
“Sorry! I didn’t pursue an education to escape my impoverished hometown. I did it so I could help my hometown escape poverty!”
After graduating from college, Chen Yuan returned home to develop high-tech tools to help local farmers.
But!
His inventions seem to be a little too explosive!
Apple-picking robots wielding electromagnetic cannons, tractors powered by controlled nuclear fusion, pesticide-spraying drones that fly close to the speed of light...
The Eagle is scared stiff! The whole world is stunned and demands an explanation from Huaguo!
So!
Huaguo’s Strategic Deception Bureau steps up to debunk the rumors!
The Eagle: We strongly condemn this!!! You have robots equipped with electromagnetic laser cannons!!!
Strategic Deception Bureau: Oh, those are just robots that help farmers grow apples!!!
The Eagle: We strongly condemn this!!! You’ve actually mastered controlled nuclear fusion!!!
Strategic Deception Bureau: Nothing of the sort. Those are just tractors with a little extra power!!!
The Eagle: We strongly condemn this!!! Yesterday, one of your drones flying close to the speed of light passed over the White House!!!
Strategic Deception Bureau: Don’t be afraid! It was just one of our pesticide sprayers, flying over to help you spray your crops!!!
Then came the [Tree-Climbing Space Elevator], the [Optical-Camouflage Honey-Harvesting Suit], the [Space Vegetable Spacecraft], and one unbelievable invention after another.
Even the Strategic Deception Bureau couldn’t keep a straight face anymore. They wept openly!
“Please, take it down a notch! The Strategic Deception Bureau can’t make up excuses for you anymore!!!”
