Showbiz: They Asked You to Introduce Yourself, but You Told Them Your Criminal Record

[Showbiz + Livestream + Shocking Moments + The Year’s Most Satisfying Novel]

Wu Zixu transmigrates into the body of an artist who’s been dragged through the mud by the entire internet, all because he took part in the variety show I’m the Real Deal.

Before he goes onstage, he receives a System starter pack skill: Murderer’s Acting, Tier Two.

So when the performance ends, the livestream comments go wild!

[Is he really an actor? He’s not a murderer?!]

[His eyes are terrifying. You’d have to have killed at least ten people to have that kind of murderous aura! I’m reporting him under my real name. Investigate him!]

His female rival: [I also recommend investigating Wu Zixu! I swear he wasn’t acting! I was scared to death!]

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He’s been dominating the top ten trending searches for ages, and Wu Zixu still won’t keep a low profile?

A sports car dropped in from the sky? Are you filming a movie or something?!

Rumors that he’s dating Dilraba and Yang Mi? I’m so jealous! I’m going to fight him! Oh, he’s a murderer? Never mind, it’s fine.

Even the police have gotten involved in the investigation.

Then Wu Zixu starts another round of shocking performances.

A rock performance in the style of Errenzhuan folk opera?

And he’s singing “Tears Behind Bars”?

So he’s not just a murderer, he’s a convict too!

You’d need ten years in prison to write a song like that!

The entire internet begs: Please act like a human being! Stop scaring your poor, lovely viewers!

From then on, every show Wu Zixu appears on is packed with dramatic contrast!

Wu Zixu, however, is cursing up a storm in his head: You can’t blame me!

That damn System is heartless. It makes me earn Shock Points!

Otherwise, it’ll drag me down with it!