
What Do I Do? Grandma Keeps Trying to Sell Me Off!
怎么办?我奶她天天想卖我!
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- Completed
- Length
- 1.0M Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Slice-of-Life Farming
- Updated
- 1y ago
- English
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Other names
- You Want Me to Marry a Corpse and Carry Its Coffin? Get Lost! I'm Cutting Ties for Good抬棺让我嫁死人?滚!决然断亲Alternate title on Fanqie
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See allLooking For Addictive Farming Novels, Please!
Preferably without a pocket dimension.
No Romance!!!! Do You Even Know What No Romance Means? Stop Recommending Romance 😐
Looking for female-oriented stories with no CP. The protagonist can be a lone wolf, or it can have an ensemble cast. I just want no CP, and no romantic tension either!
Looking for Good Farming Stories With Smart Characters
Why do farming novels always have princes, heirs, and royal sons? Can't we have something cozier, without a prince or heir as the male lead, and without him constantly having to save people?
The Best Stories Set in a Bygone Era, Full of Family Life: Share Your Number One! 🔝
Looking for stories like After Getting My Hands on the Script, I Found Hidden Gems in a Period Novel.
Any Farming Stories Where the Protagonist Takes Down Awful Relatives? There Must Be Awful Relatives, and the Family Splits Up in the End
I want to read books similar to The Little Farmer Girl Is Super Fierce. Romance is fine, but keep it minimal. Mainly, I want stories about putting awful people in their place, splitting up the family, and getting the last laugh. Stories with a scumbag father are fine too, including ones where the female lead leaves her husband and takes her mother with her. Please send lots of recommendations. Thanks!
Female-Led Stories with No Romance and No Male Lead. No Male Lead, No Male Lead, No Male Lead.
This is important, so I'll say it three times: no male lead! No male lead!! Why do people keep seeing a few characters and recommending stories with male leads under a no-male-lead topic? I want the heroine to shine on her own. Urban entertainment, alternate-history settings, transmigrating as an adult or a child, it's all fine, as long as there's no male lead.
Please Recommend Farming Stories With No Romance!!! Female Lead’s POV, Thank You!
🌸 Transmigration to a World With Many Men and Few Women, Where Women Are Rare
Interstellar, beast-world, modern-day, or historical settings. No matriarchy.
Farming, No Romance, No Family, Just One Person on Their Own
Famine Escape Stories with No Horrible Relatives and a Close-Knit Family
I want something logical, without an overly far-fetched plot.
Laid-Back Farming, Nothing Complicated or Chaotic
A Refugee-Era Novel About a Close-Knit Village, No Romance
Any stories about an entire village sticking together while fleeing famine?
Male-Oriented Novel Drought, Please Send Recommendations!!!!!!
I want books like System Crashed, and I Became the System. Please recommend male-oriented fiction with satisfying wish fulfillment, imaginative ideas, and a behind-the-scenes focus!!
Looking for Really Great Farming Novels
I’m looking for a farming story where a transmigrated heroine from a very poor family makes it rich. Any good ones?
Stories Where the Female Lead Grows Crops and Sells Produce That Can’t Keep Up With Demand
Has Tomato Finally Published a Mind-Bending, Outlandish Story Worthy of the Top Spot?
Looking for something like "I Conquered Another World by Spreading the Truth". This exact kind of book.
Looking for No-CP Stories Where the Female Lead Helps Her Whole Family Get Rich, and Everyone Gets Along
Looking for books like "The Female Patriarch".
Farming Stories Where High-Yield Crops Like Corn, Potatoes, and Sweet Potatoes Earn the Protagonist a Noblewoman's Title
Hey, Experts, Recommend Some Farming Novels Where the Daughter Helps the Whole Village Get Rich
I’m looking for books like "The Great Reclamation of the Zhenguan Era".
No-Romance Farming Stories (If You Don’t Understand What “No Romance” Means, Don’t Recommend Anything)
I want books similar to Owe the System Six Hundred Million, Get Rich Through Farming. The protagonist can be male or female. No ambiguous relationships, no saintly protagonists, no annoying top-tier relatives, no transmigration into an old woman, and no raising children. A System or spatial storage is fine, as are mountain and coastal foraging.
Looking for Super Entertaining, Eye-Catching Farming Novels. The Logic Doesn't Have to Be Too Strict, Just Make Them Funny
Ideally, the female lead should be born into her new life as a baby, be optimistic and capable, and the story should be a sweet, lighthearted comedy about a strong woman.
Novels Without Deception
I want a story with no deception. If someone can do something, they can; if they can't, they can't. I hate lies.
I Want Stories About an Adored Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Cutie, Not a Reborn One, but a Real One
Waaaaah, I'm really desperate, please help! I want something to read, but not too long, or I'll lose interest.
Any Farming or Refugee-Escape Novels Rated 9.5 or Higher? Must Be Complete
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It's so good! No unnecessary details, no pretentious ancient culture! 🤦🤭🤭🤭 The struggle without PC is awful! 🤭🤭🤭 Author, please update soon!
This is a typical story about a female protagonist who becomes rich and powerful without a romantic partner, which is the type of story I like. The reason I gave it four stars is because the female protagonist's mother infuriated me. I'd rather put up with all sorts of awful characters than tolerate the female protagonist's mother.
It's so beautiful! It's super super super super beautiful!
This is a rare novel that I could actually get into. Although the female lead is sometimes quite incompetent and there are many illogical parts, the everyday family life is still quite enjoyable.
💕💕💕💕💕 Great! Great! Great! Great! Awesome! Applause! It's so good, I can't say anything else! Keep updating! Reading this novel while eating is so enjoyable!
It's a very good read; the author portrays both the ugliness and goodness of human nature very thoroughly.
The author's descriptions are easy to understand, the plot is fast-paced and engaging, I enjoyed it!
It's a great show, the female lead is great, looking forward to seeing how it develops! 👍
It's a very engaging read; the characters are vividly portrayed, and the story is captivating and likable. Yang Wan is logical, principled, intelligent, and efficient—a very pleasing character. The other main characters in the book are also excellent.
It's so captivating that you can't stop watching.