You Provoked Me. Is It My Fault You Got Slashed to Pieces?

This book is also known as: You Turned Down My Confession, So I Became a Massage Gun Therapist. Now You're Jealous That I'm Treating Female Streamers and Actresses? “I work with massage guns. Why are you asking if I've eaten?” After returning to his high school days, Lin Bei had only been working as an on-demand Meituan therapist for the summer when Zhou Jie showed up, challenging him to use a massage gun at the request of her fans and picking a fight. Luckily, his System arrived. As long as he could farm extreme reactions like shock, he could exchange them for all kinds of rewards? Looking at the massage gun and massage tool on the table, those “rehabilitation devices,” Lin Bei's mouth curled into a crooked grin without him even realizing it. My name is Zhou Jie. Today, at my fans' request, I'm here to challenge the massage gun! All those people in the videos who were howling in pain were just putting on an act for the show! “I, Zhou Suyi, am not afraid of some massage gun!” A few minutes later. “Ah!!!!” From inside the room came the screams of Scream 1, Scream 2, Scream 3, and The Grudge of the Remaining Mother of Paris! The entertainment value was off the charts! Viewers: “Zhou Jie's skin is scraped raw, but her mouth is the one thing that won't get scraped!” Viewers: “The people outside are stunned. They're really going at it in there /doge” Viewers: “I'm laughing so hard in the middle of the night. Just tell us, did she finally give in?” Looking at Zhou Jie's resentful little eyes and listening to her complaints, Lin Bei retorted, “You were the one who asked if I'd eaten. How is it my fault you ended up writhing under the blade?” He thought that would be the end of it. He never imagined that the next day, Zhou Jie would trick Dai Xiaomei, Reba, and Taylor Swift into coming over one after another... (As long as you enjoy it, and it doesn't affect the plot, I'll give PDD, Da Sima, Ultraman, the Empress, the Transformers, and even Godzilla a massage, no matter what!)