Streamer, Are You Trying to Get Arrested? You Call That Mech a Fire Suit?

Name: Streamer, Are You Trying to Get Arrested? You Call That Mech a Fire Suit?
Author: School Beauty, Don't Make a Fuss

主播你真刑！管这机甲叫消防衣？

by School Beauty, Don't Make a Fuss (校花别闹)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 441k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

After the college entrance exams, Lin Bei takes over his family’s fire-safety equipment factory and starts livestreaming sales, but business is sluggish. Fortunately, his System awakens, letting him add just a tiny bit of gaming-style high tech to the fire-safety equipment. During a livestream call with firefighters, Lin Bei unveils a shoulder-fired, single-user civilian fire extinguisher... The moment it fires, viewers are stunned. “Streamer, that’s seriously illegal! You’re selling a mortar as a fire extinguisher! You’ve even put it up for sale and want everyone to have one?” But when his later products appear, viewers realize Lin Bei had been holding back all along! “Want to check out the fire suit just like Iron Man’s from the Avengers?” “Want to check out the fire truck just like Optimus Prime’s?” “Want to check out the fire hydrant just like the Vulcan Minigun?” Everyone thought this was the limit of what Lin Bei could do, but then he pulled out a space carrier, a Star Destroyer, even a droplet-shaped ship, a Dyson sphere, and a two-dimensional foil!!! Viewers: “Are you seriously planning to put out a fire with a two-dimensional foil?” Lin Bei: “Sometimes you don’t have to put out the fire. You can just destroy the universe where it started!”

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